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Part Four
By The Illustrious DanZero
Team Graymon's progress.....
Gray, Amon, and Ron have struck upon the main area of the transmission to Sub-Pop Rock
City.
"Great!" says Gray.
They stop as they see it is guarded, by infomercial host Nancy Nelson, the ones who made
them popular, and Mike from Amazing Discoveries.
"It's guarded!" says Amon.
"Don't worry, guys. Nancy has done some of my shows, for my Pasta Maker and Food
Dehydrator. She's versatile."
"How is that gonna help us?" says Gray.
"Well, years of hosting products like that wears down a person's inner will, we just
have to find her weak point and exploit it. I suggest you bring your friends here."
"Will do," says Gray.
Meanwhile....
DanZero watches MedusaD being slowly pulled down to her death, he cannot let her be
juiced.
He immediately makes his presence known.
"My honey D will *not* be juiced!" he says.
"Who's there?" says Jay.
"I am. People call me The Illustrious DanZero! And the end of K.O.R. is near! The
Cappers will prevail!"
"Dan!" says Medusa.
He looks up at her predicament. "Hey! This is *not* how you want to end your life, is
it?"
"Well, geez Dan, if they had to tie me up to do this...NO!!!" yells Medusa.
"HELP!"
"I'm working on it!" says Dan. "Hey, nice juicer, Jay! But do you think
that Anthony's Smart Chopper or even John's Rocket Chef could get the job done
faster?"
Anthony and John look at Dan, agreeing. "Yeah, Jay! We could've used the same Smart
Chopper that we used on those mutant tomatoes to make the salsa!"
"Yes, but Anthony," says John, "my Rocket Chef could've done the job in
*half* the time!"
"Yeah right!" says Anthony.
"Up yours, Sullivan!" says John.
As they are fighting over which chopper is best, DanZero sees this as an opportunity. He
takes out Soundgarden's greatest hits CD, A-Sides, and starts to chant.
"I know you're sick and alone, mothers and suckers alike, we can bleed together, we
can bleed together!!!!" "DECAPITATO!!!!"
As he tosses the CD, they are still fighting, and without warning, John the Brit's head
seems to be missing from his body, as they both hit the Juiceman juicer. Blood flies
everywhere.
The CD rebounds off a wall, and cuts Medusa's rope. She lands safely. "Thank you,
Dan!" says Medusa.
Anthony Sullivan sees this, and goes after Medusa.
"Big mistake, pal!" says D. "SCREEEAMING REAAAAMERRRRRRRR!"
"Hypnotizing Beam!"
"Awright, D! Use your multi-functional Screaming Reamer!"
"It won't work against me, Capper!" says Anthony. He gets his One Sweep broom
out.
"What will you do with that Swiffer with teeth?" says Medusa, confident.
"Defeat you! Enguarde!!!!" says Anthony.
"Ho-haha-guard-turn-parry-dodge-spin-ha-thrust!!"
Medusa just gets down on the ground, picks her up, and flings him with her right foot in
his stomach, towards the Juiceman.
"Score another one for the cappers!" says Medusa, running to Dan.
"Sweet, D! What skill!"
"Watching cartoons does help!" says Medusa.
"Most impressive!" says Jay. "But, can you defeat the *fiber* within
me?"
"Man, what eyebrows!" says Dan. Hmm, D, want to try the combination attack? It
might be risky, but this old timer is pretty agile!"
"I think it will be worth the risk!! Let's go, Hon!"
"All right!" says Dan. They hold hands, Dan produces a CD, and D reaches for her
Screaming Reamer.
"SCREAMTATO!!!!" They run towards Jay at full speed, cutting off both his arms,
and kick him into the Juiceman.
"Give my regards to my 40 year old wife!!!" screams Jay.
"Ewwww!" they both say. "That's gotta hurt!!!"
"Well, we did it, Medusa!" says Dan.
"Yes we did, hon!" says Medusa.
"That was a close one!!" They both come together to kiss, but are interrupted by
DanZero's communicator.
"GRAYYYYYYYY!" says Dan! "Dammit, call back later!"
"Don't you get uppity with me, Dan! We have a problem here!"
"Well, if I didn't stop Juiceman, Medusa would've been blended with Carrot-Apple
juice!!!!"
"Forget it! Anyway, we have found the main power area for the K.O.R's operation! It
is guarded by infomercial hosts, though!"
"Sounds serious. Ok, we'll get to the location right away." "Medusa, we'll
have to take a raincheck on the kiss, we've got more K.O.R. butt to kick!"
"So soon?" says Medusa.
"Yup." says Dan.
At the main power area.....
Dan and Medusa join team Graymon as they formulate a plan.
"Okay. Ron will create a diversion for Nancy, and we can go after her first."
says DanZero.
"But what about Mike?" says Gray.
"Well, he has a sweater syndrome, so that's his weakpoint. Lose the sweater, lose his
dignity!!"
"Wonderful!!! Then we can apply the demoralizing underwear!!!"
"Right, Gray!!"
"Ok!"
Ron starts. "Hey Nancy, have you seen my latest Ronco incredible invention?"
"GLH? The Pasta Maker?" says Nancy.
"No, my Showtime Grill! Just set it, and FORGET IT!!!"
"Oooh!" says Nancy. Above her, Amon, carrying Gray as Wallwalkamon. Gray drops
the underwear. Nancy is demoralized."
"Heeeeey MIKE!" says DanZero.
"Cappers!!!!!! Dammit! You're not *Amaaaazing!* as my new car polish or speed reading
program!"
"No, we're not amazing, but we're innovative and effective, unlike the latest
products you see on TV!!"
DanZero and D team up again. "SCREAMTATO!" They successfully remove Mike's
sweater.
Mike screams like a girl. "AHHH!! I'm nothing without my sweater!!"
"Gray..." says Dan.
"Gotcha." Underwear is thrown. He is demoralized.
"Now, to stop the power....should we destroy it???" asks Dan.
"Wait, the monitors and cameras and switching panels could be used for our
cause!" says Amon.
All of a sudden, the power is off.
"What happened?" said Dan.
"Simple, I unplugged it!" says Medusa, coming from behind.
DanZero smiles. "Sometimes the most logical solution is the most obvious one!"
"Okay, Hobbes, transport this stuff to Capper Central!" says Gray.
"Done, Gray." says Hobbes. The room is empty now.
"Great job, team!" says Dan. "Medusa was almost a nutritious juice down
there!!!"
"Really?" says Gray. "Well, Amon and I almost bought property for No Money
Down, and we were also almost cleaned with Quick N Brite!"
"Whoa!" says Dan. "Well, we only have to go after...."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" a voice screams from nowhere. "You have done well
against the K.O.R!" "But, this is it!! Me and the Psychic 5 are waiting for
you!"
"Little Joe!" says Gray. "We *will* defeat you!"
Little Joe laughs more. "Meet us up on the roof!!! You thought that by eliminating
the power, you stopped us! But no! With my new powerful satellite, we will now take over
Captioneers EXPOSED!!! And open a portal to the Superunknown so that K.O.R. can invade
there!"
"Artanas' capper area!" says Dan. "And I came from the Superunknown!"
"If the K.O.R. can get through, it will be the beginning of the end!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "If you care about your futures, try and stop
us!!!!!" The voice ends.
"Well, Cappers, you know what we must do." says Gray. They all stick out their
hands in the middle. "Stop the infomercials!"
"Save Sub-Pop Rock City!" says Dan.
"Stop the desecration of Captioneers EXPOSED!" says Medusa.
"Make the world safe for all Cappers!" says Amon.
"Keep innovative products that *actually* work, alive!" says Ron.
"DEFEAT THE K.O.R!" they all scream, as they teleport to the end of the
conflict, the end of the K.O.R.
To Be Continued
(Could be worse, KOR could be going after Nekkid Beaver, or The Creamy Nougat Center, or World of Caps and Other Neat Shtuff)